The Off-Central Players are committed to an open, inclusive casting policy.
Likewise, we are committed to creating a healthy, supportive, and inclusive environment for all artists. Our focus is to build upon our history of presenting thoughtful, challenging, and fulfilling experiences for artists and audiences alike.
SEPT 4 - 14, 2025
Maude, a fifty-something unemployed bartender living in a trailer park, has bought a painting for a few bucks from a thrift store. Despite almost trashing it, she's now convinced it's a lost masterpiece by Jackson Pollock worth millions. But when world-class art expert Lionel Percy flies over from New York and arrives at
SEPT 4 - 14, 2025
Maude, a fifty-something unemployed bartender living in a trailer park, has bought a painting for a few bucks from a thrift store. Despite almost trashing it, she's now convinced it's a lost masterpiece by Jackson Pollock worth millions. But when world-class art expert Lionel Percy flies over from New York and arrives at her trailer home in Bakersfield to authenticate the painting, he has no idea what he is about to discover. Inspired by true events, this hilarious and thought-provoking comedy-drama asks vital questions about what makes art and people truly authentic.
OCT 9 -19, 2025
Gus is an artist. Vanessa is an actress. Gus wants to be presented in a major exhibition for artists of color, so he hires Vanessa to perform as Balkonaé Townsend, a brash and political artist that will fit the museum’s desire for “new voices.” Everything is great, until Balkonaé takes over and Gus has to deal with the mes
OCT 9 -19, 2025
Gus is an artist. Vanessa is an actress. Gus wants to be presented in a major exhibition for artists of color, so he hires Vanessa to perform as Balkonaé Townsend, a brash and political artist that will fit the museum’s desire for “new voices.” Everything is great, until Balkonaé takes over and Gus has to deal with the mess he’s made. This plays spins out of control as it explores issues of race, gender, sexuality, and art.
Nov 13 - 23, 2925
How much would you pay for a white painting? Would it matter who the painter was? Would it be art? One has just bought a very expensive painting. It’s about five feet by four, all white with white diagonal lines. Lines are drawn and friends square off over the canvas, using it as an excuse to relentlessly batter one anot
Nov 13 - 23, 2925
How much would you pay for a white painting? Would it matter who the painter was? Would it be art? One has just bought a very expensive painting. It’s about five feet by four, all white with white diagonal lines. Lines are drawn and friends square off over the canvas, using it as an excuse to relentlessly batter one another over various failures. As their arguments become less theoretical and more personal, they border on destroying their relationships. This is where the friendship is finally tested, and the aftermath of action, and its reaction, affirms the power of those bonds.
Rehearsals: Aug 4 - Sept 3, 2025*
Performances: Sept 4 - 14, 2025
Woman: An out of work bartender. Female, 45+.
Man: An art critic. Male, 50+.
Rehearsals: Sept 8 - Oct 8, 2025*
Performances: Oct 9 - 19, 2025
Gus: An Artist. Wants to be acknowledged by the art world. Queer, white, male-presenting, 20’s-30’s.
Vanessa: The Actress. Wants to be seen. A Black woman, 20’s-30’s. Becomes BALKONAÉ, an artist
Jane: The Curator. Wants to curate how she is perceived. White female, 20’s-30’s.
Tanner: The Boyfriend. Wants a healthy relationship. Queer man of color, 20's-30's.
Rehearsals: Oct 13 - Nov 12, 2025*
Performances: Nov 13 - 23, 2025
Margot: Art collector. Wealthy. Female, 30+.
*Dates subject to change.
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If there are any questions, please reach out to house@theoffcentralplayers.org
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